LMAO--okay I'm officially the most funny person ever.
Was thinking about the previous question posed by a guy about how Johnny from Cobra Kai ends up being a good guy in the end.
Perhaps there are some very rare cases where a Cobra Kai COULD by some strike of lightening become a good guy.
We shall call these men in the Johnny Good Guy rehabilitation program. And remember, any dude who has been to rehab can relapse. So it's never a full conversion.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
DBCM
Okay- we are famous. Received this email from a guy...totally hilarious! Had to share!
I had to share this with you. I think you'll appreciate it :)
A couple years ago, my little sister was on a dating spree and it seemed she could only attract guys who just wanted sex, were hung up on their ex-girlfriends, were liars, cheaters, or all the above. She would lovingly refer to them as "douche bags". So in joking around and making fun of these guys, we came up with a little club that they would all be a part of, without them knowing of course. The club is called the Douche Bag Club for Men, or the DBCM. We even designated one guy as the president, since he was the first "douche bag" and the biggest one lol
Also- another guy emailed me and said that some Cobra Kais can change their ways. He pointed out that Johnny becomes a good guy in the end. Not so sure about that theory. What's your take ladies???
I had to share this with you. I think you'll appreciate it :)
A couple years ago, my little sister was on a dating spree and it seemed she could only attract guys who just wanted sex, were hung up on their ex-girlfriends, were liars, cheaters, or all the above. She would lovingly refer to them as "douche bags". So in joking around and making fun of these guys, we came up with a little club that they would all be a part of, without them knowing of course. The club is called the Douche Bag Club for Men, or the DBCM. We even designated one guy as the president, since he was the first "douche bag" and the biggest one lol
Also- another guy emailed me and said that some Cobra Kais can change their ways. He pointed out that Johnny becomes a good guy in the end. Not so sure about that theory. What's your take ladies???
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Karate Kid Beer Time Interviews
Two of us have decided that are going to start interviewing candidates for our Karate Kid Dating Referral service for PGPB Mafia members. You can let us know if you have someone in mind.
We will be doing the interviews over beers two days a week. Then we will determine who from the PGPB Mafia is the best candidate for the referral or just invite them out on the next PGPB great adventure.
We are also thinking of going on a PGPB cruise this summer...3 days or something. One of those under $200 deals. Of course, only Karate Kids would be invited...however some Cobras may be on the boat.
BTW- great moment in PGPB Mafia history....my friend called today and said her gay friend is reading our blog and hadn't decided if the guy he is dating is going to work out or not- because he isn't sure if he is a Cobra Kai.
AWESOME!!! This is a revolution for sure :)
Email us if you have Karate Kid Beer Time candidates: pgpbmafia@gmail.com
They need to submit a picture.
The Godmother
We will be doing the interviews over beers two days a week. Then we will determine who from the PGPB Mafia is the best candidate for the referral or just invite them out on the next PGPB great adventure.
We are also thinking of going on a PGPB cruise this summer...3 days or something. One of those under $200 deals. Of course, only Karate Kids would be invited...however some Cobras may be on the boat.
BTW- great moment in PGPB Mafia history....my friend called today and said her gay friend is reading our blog and hadn't decided if the guy he is dating is going to work out or not- because he isn't sure if he is a Cobra Kai.
AWESOME!!! This is a revolution for sure :)
Email us if you have Karate Kid Beer Time candidates: pgpbmafia@gmail.com
They need to submit a picture.
The Godmother
Monday, February 22, 2010
The Good Guys...
Decided to take my "Good Guy" friends advice and start just doing things I like to do and see who comes my way.
Went to basketball on Sunday night at the park which is organized by pretty much the biggest Karate Kid I know- Greg. He of course had already told all this friends that I was "single" so it was like being a filet in a shark tank a little bit.
My friend Jenn had a similiar experience when she joined a bowling league. She had two guys who were friends, kind of fighting over her.
What's really cute is how good guys are when they are interested in you. I think that's my favorite distinction from the bad guys. The good guys are willing to kind of not look as cool.
Example 1- one of the guys from basketball sees me online and starts asking me if I know how to bake. Well, pretty much anyone who knows me, knows I love to bake, so I knew he already knew that. So he says he has a potluck at work on Thurs and wants to bake something from scratch and can I help him. Seriously cute. What Cobra Kai guy would think of something like that?
Went to basketball on Sunday night at the park which is organized by pretty much the biggest Karate Kid I know- Greg. He of course had already told all this friends that I was "single" so it was like being a filet in a shark tank a little bit.
My friend Jenn had a similiar experience when she joined a bowling league. She had two guys who were friends, kind of fighting over her.
What's really cute is how good guys are when they are interested in you. I think that's my favorite distinction from the bad guys. The good guys are willing to kind of not look as cool.
Example 1- one of the guys from basketball sees me online and starts asking me if I know how to bake. Well, pretty much anyone who knows me, knows I love to bake, so I knew he already knew that. So he says he has a potluck at work on Thurs and wants to bake something from scratch and can I help him. Seriously cute. What Cobra Kai guy would think of something like that?
Cobra Kai Identification Program
So the guy who had gone MIA on me for no reason for over 2 weeks- calls me last night at midnight on a Sunday acting all friendly like I am supposed to just ROLL WITH IT. Oh, this could not be done. Cobra Kai had to be told that he was Cobra Kai.
Here is how the conversation went:
ME: "Oh hey! Thanks for calling, but just so you know, I can't talk to you anymore."
Guy: "Huh? Why?"
ME: "Because you are Cob...ra Kai."
Guy: "Huh? You mean like in Karate Kid?"
ME: "Yep."
I really think that girls need to start telling men who are Cobra Kai that they are just that. Why beat around the bush? Why let them think for a minute or pretend for 30 seconds that they are good guys? They aren't. They don't deserve to look in the mirror and think they are Karate Kid guys...that should be reserved for the guys who really are GOOD AND DECENT DUDES.
Therefore- I'm on a mission and I hope that more of you ladies will join me in just putting this thought into these guys heads. With the number of head games that Cobra Kai men have played on women over their lifetimes...I'm sorry, but I don't think it is mean or cruel to make them think a little about why they are Cobra Kai.
So be sure to NOT explain it to them. Just simply identify them and let them know they are CK. It's probably the closest thing to developing a conscience that these dudes will get.
And by the way- this is not a man hater site. We love our Karate Kids and we would fight for them to the death.
The Godmother :)
Here is how the conversation went:
ME: "Oh hey! Thanks for calling, but just so you know, I can't talk to you anymore."
Guy: "Huh? Why?"
ME: "Because you are Cob...ra Kai."
Guy: "Huh? You mean like in Karate Kid?"
ME: "Yep."
I really think that girls need to start telling men who are Cobra Kai that they are just that. Why beat around the bush? Why let them think for a minute or pretend for 30 seconds that they are good guys? They aren't. They don't deserve to look in the mirror and think they are Karate Kid guys...that should be reserved for the guys who really are GOOD AND DECENT DUDES.
Therefore- I'm on a mission and I hope that more of you ladies will join me in just putting this thought into these guys heads. With the number of head games that Cobra Kai men have played on women over their lifetimes...I'm sorry, but I don't think it is mean or cruel to make them think a little about why they are Cobra Kai.
So be sure to NOT explain it to them. Just simply identify them and let them know they are CK. It's probably the closest thing to developing a conscience that these dudes will get.
And by the way- this is not a man hater site. We love our Karate Kids and we would fight for them to the death.
The Godmother :)
Friday, February 19, 2010
Warning- Crazy Conversion
One thing I have noticed that guys try to do (usually Cobras) is that they attempt to play head games to normally laid back and level headed women, I think to see if they can make us crazy like the rest of the drama mamas.
Ladies- we have to fight back on this one. Just like if you had someone in your office go crazytown in a meeting- you wouldn't get all emotional and break down- we have to remain objective and recognize what is going on. Homeboy is trying to convert you to demonstrate his power as a Cobra Kai.
To best avoid this- I recommend calling a friend who is a member of the PGPB Mafia or better yet a Karate Kid. While a friend can be supportive and offer you some good advice, I don't think we really believe our own intuition that we aren't off our rocker with a convert to drama mama attempt until we discuss with a Karate Kid. A Karate Kid will help you to see- a) that you aren't crazy b) that the guy is playing head games with you and c) that you should have a beer and call it a day or move on.
My most recent experience with this was this guy I was talking to who was trying to make me think that I had "high expectations" and was "demanding" because I wanted to hear from him more often. The guy used excuses of being too busy due to his job.
I referenced the help of two Karate Kids in my life from two different social circles and they both said BS. 1) If a guy wants to talk to you, he makes the time. And 2) My expectations for more frequent communication were not me being a crazy psycho path.
This is why it's important that you as part of your development make sure that you have at least 5 Karate Kid guys in your life as friends. You are going to need them when these types of moments come up to keep you grounded and keep you from being converted to a DRAMA MAMA.
Resist the urge to react.
Instead- get objective.
Ladies- we have to fight back on this one. Just like if you had someone in your office go crazytown in a meeting- you wouldn't get all emotional and break down- we have to remain objective and recognize what is going on. Homeboy is trying to convert you to demonstrate his power as a Cobra Kai.
To best avoid this- I recommend calling a friend who is a member of the PGPB Mafia or better yet a Karate Kid. While a friend can be supportive and offer you some good advice, I don't think we really believe our own intuition that we aren't off our rocker with a convert to drama mama attempt until we discuss with a Karate Kid. A Karate Kid will help you to see- a) that you aren't crazy b) that the guy is playing head games with you and c) that you should have a beer and call it a day or move on.
My most recent experience with this was this guy I was talking to who was trying to make me think that I had "high expectations" and was "demanding" because I wanted to hear from him more often. The guy used excuses of being too busy due to his job.
I referenced the help of two Karate Kids in my life from two different social circles and they both said BS. 1) If a guy wants to talk to you, he makes the time. And 2) My expectations for more frequent communication were not me being a crazy psycho path.
This is why it's important that you as part of your development make sure that you have at least 5 Karate Kid guys in your life as friends. You are going to need them when these types of moments come up to keep you grounded and keep you from being converted to a DRAMA MAMA.
Resist the urge to react.
Instead- get objective.
Monday, February 15, 2010
High-Maintenance Girl Rules from the Eyes of a Dude
I decided to ask one of my guy friends to tell me the difference between me and these high-maintenance girls who are landing these great guys and then proceeding to make their lives miserable. I want to share the conversation with you because it makes you realize how pathetic it really is. He was trying to coach me in how to be like one of those girls! To protect his identity we will just call him DUDE.
LESSON 1: TAKE A LONG TIME TO GET READY
DUDE: The first thing you need to do is take forever to get ready.
ME: Like how long?
DUDE: At least 45 minutes.
ME: But it only takes me about 25, what am I supposed to do the rest of the time?
DUDE: Sit on the toilet and wait, but you can't ever be ready in less than 45 minutes.
LESSON 2: DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT
DUDE: You can't talk about anything that means anything, so don't talk about your job because you actually have one that would be interesting to hear about, no discussions of what you think about the world, what charity issues you think there are, none of that.
ME: So what should I talk about?
DUDE: Celebrity babies.
ME: But I don't know that much about celebrities.
DUDE: Read OK Magazine and US Weekly and don't ever watch anything except reality TV.
LESSON 3: GET UPSET ABOUT NOTHING
DUDE: Okay, this is a big one, you have to basically be a big pain in the ass and get upset when there isn't really even an issue.
ME: Like how?
DUDE: Like if you go out with the guy, even if he doesn't look at another girl, start yelling at him like he did. Be sure to focus it around that he thinks you are fat. Crying and getting really over dramatic is good. Basically put on whatever level of a scene it takes to force him to become desperate to comfort you. Then when he does, be sure to say you are sorry but that it's just because you are on your period and that you won't be having sex with him later.
ME: That's stupid, I don't get that upset when I'm on my period, I just deal with it.
DUDE: This is why this isn't going to work!
HAHAHAHA
LESSON 1: TAKE A LONG TIME TO GET READY
DUDE: The first thing you need to do is take forever to get ready.
ME: Like how long?
DUDE: At least 45 minutes.
ME: But it only takes me about 25, what am I supposed to do the rest of the time?
DUDE: Sit on the toilet and wait, but you can't ever be ready in less than 45 minutes.
LESSON 2: DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT
DUDE: You can't talk about anything that means anything, so don't talk about your job because you actually have one that would be interesting to hear about, no discussions of what you think about the world, what charity issues you think there are, none of that.
ME: So what should I talk about?
DUDE: Celebrity babies.
ME: But I don't know that much about celebrities.
DUDE: Read OK Magazine and US Weekly and don't ever watch anything except reality TV.
LESSON 3: GET UPSET ABOUT NOTHING
DUDE: Okay, this is a big one, you have to basically be a big pain in the ass and get upset when there isn't really even an issue.
ME: Like how?
DUDE: Like if you go out with the guy, even if he doesn't look at another girl, start yelling at him like he did. Be sure to focus it around that he thinks you are fat. Crying and getting really over dramatic is good. Basically put on whatever level of a scene it takes to force him to become desperate to comfort you. Then when he does, be sure to say you are sorry but that it's just because you are on your period and that you won't be having sex with him later.
ME: That's stupid, I don't get that upset when I'm on my period, I just deal with it.
DUDE: This is why this isn't going to work!
HAHAHAHA
Sunday, February 14, 2010
STAND UP GUY TEST
I got this from my friend and "big sis" Jenn. She said that the best way to determine if the guy you are talking to is a stand-up guy or not...
(BTW-STAND UP GUY is another way to say- a guy who deserves to be in your world PGPB ladies...) is the Karate Kid test.
Basically guys are either on one of two teams. They are either Karate Kid- aka Ralph Machio who will fight for your honor.
OR THEY ARE THE JERK PRETTY BOY COBRA KAI GUYS.
Yes, they are prettier to look at, but let's face it ladies- not one of us as a teen girl at the end of Karate Kid wanted the Cobra Kai blonde hottie. Machio was where it was at.
Now here is the hardest part for me to accept and get through my head.
THERE ARE NO CONVERSIONS. Guys are either Karate Kid or Cobra Kai.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GREAT. THEY ARE WHO THEY ARE.
Now that being said--every guy has his day, and some Karate Kids do have their little Cobra Kai moments....but here is the determining line. A Karate Kid guy does not have a Cobra Kai moment with a PGPB girl....if he is going to be a jerk, and knows he is going to be a jerk, if he is a Karate Kid guy- he does it to a bimbo.
The only exception to this rule is if he is intoxicated.
At that point- they get one drunk pass depending on the behavior.
Anyone who needs more than 1 drunk pass- is a drunk.
Also- keep in mind that Cobra Kai guys will "sweep the leg" and they have absolutely no concern for your well-being. So before you decide that you just need a little Cobra Kai in your life- realize that this may mean you are going to need some mad Mr Miagis in your life to bat clean up.
Prior to making such a decision- listen to Glory of Love and call it a day.
(BTW-STAND UP GUY is another way to say- a guy who deserves to be in your world PGPB ladies...) is the Karate Kid test.
Basically guys are either on one of two teams. They are either Karate Kid- aka Ralph Machio who will fight for your honor.
OR THEY ARE THE JERK PRETTY BOY COBRA KAI GUYS.
Yes, they are prettier to look at, but let's face it ladies- not one of us as a teen girl at the end of Karate Kid wanted the Cobra Kai blonde hottie. Machio was where it was at.
Now here is the hardest part for me to accept and get through my head.
THERE ARE NO CONVERSIONS. Guys are either Karate Kid or Cobra Kai.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GREAT. THEY ARE WHO THEY ARE.
Now that being said--every guy has his day, and some Karate Kids do have their little Cobra Kai moments....but here is the determining line. A Karate Kid guy does not have a Cobra Kai moment with a PGPB girl....if he is going to be a jerk, and knows he is going to be a jerk, if he is a Karate Kid guy- he does it to a bimbo.
The only exception to this rule is if he is intoxicated.
At that point- they get one drunk pass depending on the behavior.
Anyone who needs more than 1 drunk pass- is a drunk.
Also- keep in mind that Cobra Kai guys will "sweep the leg" and they have absolutely no concern for your well-being. So before you decide that you just need a little Cobra Kai in your life- realize that this may mean you are going to need some mad Mr Miagis in your life to bat clean up.
Prior to making such a decision- listen to Glory of Love and call it a day.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Genie/Fortune Teller Theory
If a fortune teller told you tomorrow that within the next year, beyond the shadow of a doubt that you were going to meet the man of your dreams and he was going to be the guy who really treated you like a princess-and that he would find you...not you find him- would you still be doing what you are doing dating wise?
Interesting to think about huh?
Interesting to think about huh?
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