Sunday, February 14, 2010

STAND UP GUY TEST

I got this from my friend and "big sis" Jenn. She said that the best way to determine if the guy you are talking to is a stand-up guy or not...
(BTW-STAND UP GUY is another way to say- a guy who deserves to be in your world PGPB ladies...) is the Karate Kid test.

Basically guys are either on one of two teams. They are either Karate Kid- aka Ralph Machio who will fight for your honor.


OR THEY ARE THE JERK PRETTY BOY COBRA KAI GUYS.

Yes, they are prettier to look at, but let's face it ladies- not one of us as a teen girl at the end of Karate Kid wanted the Cobra Kai blonde hottie. Machio was where it was at.

Now here is the hardest part for me to accept and get through my head.
THERE ARE NO CONVERSIONS. Guys are either Karate Kid or Cobra Kai.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GREAT. THEY ARE WHO THEY ARE.

Now that being said--every guy has his day, and some Karate Kids do have their little Cobra Kai moments....but here is the determining line. A Karate Kid guy does not have a Cobra Kai moment with a PGPB girl....if he is going to be a jerk, and knows he is going to be a jerk, if he is a Karate Kid guy- he does it to a bimbo.

The only exception to this rule is if he is intoxicated.
At that point- they get one drunk pass depending on the behavior.
Anyone who needs more than 1 drunk pass- is a drunk.

Also- keep in mind that Cobra Kai guys will "sweep the leg" and they have absolutely no concern for your well-being. So before you decide that you just need a little Cobra Kai in your life- realize that this may mean you are going to need some mad Mr Miagis in your life to bat clean up.

Prior to making such a decision- listen to Glory of Love and call it a day.

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