Cobra Kai Identification Program

So the guy who had gone MIA on me for no reason for over 2 weeks- calls me last night at midnight on a Sunday acting all friendly like I am supposed to just ROLL WITH IT. Oh, this could not be done. Cobra Kai had to be told that he was Cobra Kai.

Here is how the conversation went:

ME: "Oh hey! Thanks for calling, but just so you know, I can't talk to you anymore."
Guy: "Huh? Why?"
ME: "Because you are Cob...ra Kai."
Guy: "Huh? You mean like in Karate Kid?"
ME: "Yep."

I really think that girls need to start telling men who are Cobra Kai that they are just that. Why beat around the bush? Why let them think for a minute or pretend for 30 seconds that they are good guys? They aren't. They don't deserve to look in the mirror and think they are Karate Kid guys...that should be reserved for the guys who really are GOOD AND DECENT DUDES.

Therefore- I'm on a mission and I hope that more of you ladies will join me in just putting this thought into these guys heads. With the number of head games that Cobra Kai men have played on women over their lifetimes...I'm sorry, but I don't think it is mean or cruel to make them think a little about why they are Cobra Kai.

So be sure to NOT explain it to them. Just simply identify them and let them know they are CK. It's probably the closest thing to developing a conscience that these dudes will get.

And by the way- this is not a man hater site. We love our Karate Kids and we would fight for them to the death.

The Godmother :)