PGPB Standards

PRETTY STANDARDS:

1) Attractive to the eye (obviously up to the beholder)

2) Attractive to the heart (she is kind, compassionate, caring, sweet)

3) Attractive to the mind (she challenges you to think differently- who wants to be with someone who makes you feel just like everyone else does- she is different, interesting, unique)



GIRL STANDARDS:

4) Feminine (not necessarily girly, we prefer classy and elegant)

5) Can pull off a pair of heals without looking like a young deer and a pair of sneakers making you fully aware of what she was like when she used to wear her Wonder Woman underoos at 8 years old

6) Nurtures your spirit



***Caution: Now crossing the line that separates bimbo/beeoch girls from really cool awesome girls***



PERSONALITY STANDARDS:

7) Emotionally secure and stable

8) Comfortable in her own skin

9) Indepedent- has her own hobbies and interests and won't drop them the minute you arrive into the picture and need you to be there 24-7 attached at your hip. Those girls are what PGPB Mafia girls call- DESPERADOS. If a girl is so excited about you coming into her life that she drops everything she previously cared about and was interested in- it means she has no other options.

10) Confident

11) Communicative- if you have an issue, you can talk it through; she will tell you if you have been an ass, only she will tell you objectively like you are the CEO of Captain You Better Hit Up the Flower Shop Homie, Inc.

12) Sense of humor- does she make you laugh? do you laugh together? life is too short to NOT laugh in my opinion

13) Versatile- she can kick it in a variety of situations and does not need your constant attention at a function to have a good

time

EASIEST PGPB TEST:

14) Vacation Ready- you could win two tickets to a random place and without hesitiation you know this girl would be down to go, packed to go, and no matter where the tickets ended up being- if it rained the entire time and you were stuck in a

hotel room next to the train tracks- she would still be a blast to go with because you would make it work. If you hesitate

for more than 30 seconds on if she would be the person that you would take or if she could handle it- dump her. She is

not a PGPB Mafia girl. Sorry.



BRAINS STANDARDS:

15) Conversational Resources- She has read something besides OK magazine and US weekly to provide her with something

to talk about. She has a read a novel that would be considered on a American Classics Book List. She watches something other than reality TV. Other than a few minor brief Jessica Simpson moments (hey,even smart girls brains get tired sometimes) she isn't saying something completely stupid and irrelevant. General rule of thumb: If you had to be in a rental car for 2 hours with you, her, and your boss in the car- when he got out would be want to promote you or would he feel dumber for having spent time with her?

16) Judgement Calls- again, other than the random nights where we may have a few too many (and these nights should be less than once a quarter) our decisions about life reflect that we know how to formulate a basic pros and cons list

17) Friends- Our choices about friends are consistent for the most part with our character- and the length of time of

our friendships demonstrates that our friendship subscriptions are being renewed annually by most people.

***In particular note the quality and length of friendships with guys as this is the greatest drama mama test in the world. If your lady doesn't have at least 5 guys have hung out with her at least 5 days in the past year, she is drama. At the same time- too many guy friends could also indicate that she likes to have "groupies" which means that you might be one of them.

Any member of the PGPB Mafia does not have more than 5 "groupie guys" and she will clearly identify them for you within the first 5 dates because she is sensitive to the fact that are groupies- not using them to feed her "I wish I was Paris Hilton" ego.

18) Simple genetics- I know guys pretend they don't think about this, but you are busted because we know you do. If

you were to reproduce with this girl, how would that be effecting the natural selection of your children. Are you dumbing down your genes or creating the genetic superchild of all things because she is amazing and you are amazing? Hate to tell you but if you sell out to a trophy wife, you may be deciding upfront that you only care that your kid is good looking.

19) Goal setter and achiever- is she capable of setting a goal and reaching it. Is she ambitious? Is she striving to become a

better person in some way? Is she a problem solver- if an obstacle came between her and her goal should she acheive

the goal anyway?

20) Not the center of the universe- does she realize there is a world outside of her and does she care about it? is she passionate about an issue or issues and trying to learn more about it so she can maybe change it? Is she more

concerned about the sales at the mall, than volunteering or contributing to charitable causes?

21) Passionate- is her brain wired to be passionate about something- whether it be art or her work or her family? if not, she is going to be incapable of being passionate about you. Passion is emotionally wired and passionate people tend to be

passionate in all aspects of their life. Unpassionate people tend to be unpassionate across the board.

22)Energy-does she give off postive brain waves or is she negative nancy all of the time. It's okay to have a bad day- we all do- but if she is always looking at the glass as half full, she is probably looking as you as half of the man that you are.

23) If she makes you wish you were a better man and motivates you to become that man because you don't want to lose her, she is a PGPB.